I went there on a Sunday...

I went there on a Sunday evening while vacationing in South Beach. I was told that it was only 25 minutes from South Beach, but it was more like an hour. When you arrived there were plenty of billboard signs and neon lights and a huge parking lot. The club is very large with high ceilings as it used to be a warehouse.

I started out with a drink and some hot food. The waitress had difficulty understanding English and had to make several attempts to serve me the food I ordered. I then had a few dances. Nude table dances in the main room were only $10. Friction lap dances (not all nude) in a semi-private room were $25. For a Monday night, they had a decent selection of dancers. The dancers were mostly hispanic (Columbian, Venezuelan, and Puerto Rican) with a few black girls and a few white blondes. Unfortunately, the blondes were not the quality Florida blondes I was hoping for.

After a few lap dances, I asked about the private rooms. I went to the Skybox Room with a 19 year old blonde. The Skybox is their top room and rents for $200 for the half hour. The dancer asked me for $200 and a tip ($100) for a total cost of $500 for the half hour. The Skybox Room was very private. The dancer was thin and cute, but "white trailer trash" with tatoos and a wretched stench from the pussy. Despite the high mileage, she was a turn-off.