A buddy and myself hit Cloud...

A buddy and myself hit Cloud Nine at about 8:30 on a Friday night after stopping in at a couple of very lame clubs in the area. Cover was $ 5.00 and we had to sign in for some reason but they did not check ID's so I don't know what that was all about. Before we could find a seat we were quickly approached by 3 beautiful ladies who escorted us to a table. An older waitress asked if we wanted to buy the ladies a drink which we kindly declined after an explaination of the drink sham. A $ 40.00 drink gets you so much time with the girl plus 1 lap dance, $ 60.00 etc. We were there until about midnight and were never alone at our table so this is absolutely a scam. I only saw one poor sole buy a lady a drink all night. 2 of the 3 who sat with us stayed with us for about an hour or hour and a half. My buddy and I each sampled each girl in the lap dance area and both of these girls were very sexy and very athletic dancers. As others have noted, dances are performed against the walls in uncomfortable wood chairs. Contact is pretty much one way and both my friend and I had our roaming hands removed from girls by a bouncer more than once during the night. This and the fact that the club is really small are the only real drawbacks to Cloud Nine other than the waitress making attempts to sell drinks for the girls. The waitress was nice and flirty and took no well but it was still annoying. My buddy and I bought a few buckets of beer which were reasonably priced at $ 10.00 for a bucket of 5 domestic beers. One of the 2 girls that hung with us for the first hour was a solid 9 and was a great conversationalist (she knew exactly what to say to make a man horny). She told us all about her own sex life including the fact that she squirts when masterbating but has only squirted once with a guy (and was embarassed) and that she wants to experience double penetration but does not like big cocks so she may hire a female escort with a small strap-on to do the backside penetration while her boyfriend penetrates her from the front side. While chatting with the ladies was fun we enjoyed the "dollar dances" with all of the girls in the place even more. Once every hour they would play a song and you could get 6 to 10 mini-laps during the song for just a dollar each. What a bonanza of fast paced boobs in your face enjoyment. My buddy and I each dropped about 2 bills while in there and left at midnight broke but very satisfied. There were about 20 girls dancing and only 1 or 2 that I would not have asked for a lap if time and money would have allowed. I look forward to my next visit to Cloud Nine.