This is a bit of a...

This is a bit of a tricky review to write because I had an alright time here, but there is too much to overlook to give it a positive review. The club looks to be a converted house or old-fashioned shop of some kind. Parking is very tight here, and on busy nights you'll be parking across the street and the strip mall. I didn't actually make it into the place without wanting to turn around. There was a whole crowd of people on the porch area, and I was left standing around to guess which door was the entrance with a bunch of strangers staring at me like I didn't belong there. After managing to make it inside, I again felt like turning around. The best way to describe the interior is what you might picture in a movie with a country roadside bar off a dusty highway. Kind of like an Old West saloon, only with a stripper pole and and stage staffed by naked black ladies. Even the lighting. The girl dancing at the time was not their MVP, but no disrespect to her because she was very friendly as she thanked me later for tipping. To be honest, this is about the worst first impression any club has ever made on me but that's where the review gets a little fuzzy.

I take a seat at the bar and order a beer, and the bartender/manager apologizes for greeting I received outside (not sure how she knew, could have been checking outside cameras) and threw them all off the porch about a minute later. The people were pretty laid back and the dancers were friendly. I got one dance from a girl who said she was brand new, and she was cute but that had to be about the most uncomfortable five minutes in memory. And I paid $10 for it. Ouch! She probably was brand new to the scene and we're the lucky guys she's training on. As the other reviews said the LD area is on the wall by the door or in a little nook beside the booths across from the stage. A side room had a pool table, and people seemed to be relaxed and just shooting the breeze. There are Playboy centerfolds taped up on the mirrors above the jukebox, which on some level is a very cool touch but I really did wonder how the bar I was sitting in was the same place I read about in these other reviews. In a lot of towns a place like this would have nothing but fuglies, so in than regard the quality of girls was a pleasant surprise. Dances are cheap but mileage isn't anything special. Layout doesn't really support it and the manager seems to run a pretty tight ship.

Actually, the place seemed well run overall. I just don't see myself going back. In a way I'd really like to give this place a higher rating because the staff was cool, and from what I can tell people were having a good time. But when I line it up against all the other clubs around the country I've seen it just doesn't hold up well. For the regulars and locals this place is probably a nice spot to pass the time, but for all others I can't find a way to recommend it.