The Hot Lap Dance is hands-down...

The Hot Lap Dance is hands-down the best strip club I have ever been to. It's BYOB and full nude, which in my experience has typically meant unattractive girls but this is not the case. Cover is $50 and worth every penny. Every girl here is a 9 or 10. The entire night there I saw one unattractive girl dancing incredibly well, so even she was entertaining, even if unintentionally so.

The girls come by in pairs of in threes and talk to you for a while and of course occasionally ask for drinks - not from the house - but from what ever that you brought with you if you did. That night me and my wing man brought a 1.75 L Goose - If you want less chat and more lap, let them know and they're glad to skip the small talk.

The lap dances there are top-notch, bonerific, mind-blowing. Some touching is allowed and they'll casually let you know if you're going too far. Even the one-on-one dances you get from the girls on stage are incredible.