This is another dump in the...

This is another dump in the downtown area of St. Hyacinthe at 390 Saint Simon Street (near the corner of St. Antoine near one of the main downtown squares - 450-774-4430) to avoid at all costs IMO. Good luck finding someone that speaks English here, and the gals that are here have needed to give up stripping for decades now! They are fat and/or old & tired looking. There was no cover charge to get into the place, and I never got a dance with anyone...but apparently "extras" can be had here as well. Good luck with your ugly MILF fetish if you do go here...otherwise stay away!!!

It's hard to rate all the downtown clubs in this sad town fairly, since they all suck. This place is a small, rectangular room with a main stage (that was never used while I was there) in the middle of the room, a bar area at the far side of the room as you enter, and some seating areas along either side of the stage. The bathroom is at the far back, right-hand side of the club...no locks on any of the doors though. Drinks started at around $5, if you know how to order in French. The bar had a few gambling machines and a jukebox that was the only music source. There was what appeared to be an upstairs, enclosed smoking area for the ladies that worked there. I couldn't bring myself to get a dance here...I just drank my l'eau (water) and left.

St. Hyacinthe is officially where all the old Montreal strippers go to die apparently. I'll never return to this club, ever. Instead of wasting your time at ANY of the downtown clubs, just go to the Zipper instead...please...see below...