I believe I have a new...

I believe I have a new favorite club and I assure you it has nothing to do with the ambiance of the club. It's a dive. But I'm not complaining. No cover, reasonably priced drinks, high mileage $5 dances and wonderful $20 dances.

We all know the routine, the hottest ladies at a club give the lowest mileage and act like they're doing you a favor by even speaking to you. Jen's solved this problem simply: They don't hire really hot dancers.

The girls there are far from ugly, generally 6-8s. Some a few years past their prime, some a few pounds over weight but nothing that would make you cringe.