Small club, but with a very...

Small club, but with a very easy going atmosphere. I've been in it many times. It's full nude, full friction, full liquor. During busy nights it's packed with girls (as many as 20-30 on a friday night) and customers maybe 100 at most. It's got plenty of food on the menu and I've yet to have anything I wouldn't order again. It's a smaller club, but it's the nicest one in South Miami with regards to girls, cleanliness, prices and comfort. Lots of Big screens for sports and whatnot. It's kind of split into 2 separate areas... the main stage area is open all the time and is the typical darkened area with neon lights you'd find in any run of the mill strip club complete with curtained-off lap dance areas and an even more private champagne room behind that with floor-to-ceiling black curtains for privacy. The second area called "The Sky Lounge" or something is a bit brighter with plus leather seats and more of a lounge with 2 small stages. Generally, the clientele is middle class and blue collar local guys from Homestead, Florida City and Perrine. Guys keep to themselves for the most part, and only on Friday and Saturday does the thug factor starter to ratchet up. It gets pretty ghetto fabulous after midnight on those two nights.

As for the service... the day bartenders can sometimes be hard to get the attention of, and the cocktail girls aren't always around. But nighttimes it's easier. They are all friendly, especially the hostess Sara. I drink beer so I can't speak to the drink stiffness. Again, the cook and the food are great! All but one of the DJs are good. There is one heavy-set white dude who is real annoying, always playing crap music and talking over it trying to crack funny with the dancer on stage.

Now the girls: On a weekday after noon there are maybe 7-10 girls. Traffic is pretty thin, so it's real easy to hang out with them. Usually splits up 1-2 fuglies, 2-3 not bad/little old and saggy, 3-4 cute, 1-2 hot! Some butter-faces. But in general, the girls are all sweet and friendly. Hustle factor is pretty low, and though there are a couple girls who will full-court press you, most are perfectly fine sitting and chatting even if you don't get a lap dance, provided you do tip them for their stage dances. They have fresh-faced girls that seem just out of high school, and the occasional 40-something mamasita, and everything in between. Only a few (20%) white girls, and they can occasionally seem like they are straight out of the trailer park. LOTS of latinas, but maybe only half of which speak enough english to talk with for any length of time. And a decent number of black girls, some of whom are kinda run down, but there are also some 20-something sistas that have absolutely unbelievable bodies and booties.