Stir Crazy is hit or miss...

Stir Crazy is hit or miss depending on the night that you go. The club itself has a decent amount of space, with 2 bars - a smaller one is located adjacent to the VIP rooms. Lapdances are also given in a private area that's curtained off from the main area so it's possible to find a nice girl who'll get fairly skin to skin with you during a lapdance.

On the weekends or Thursday/Friday nights that I've been to, the girls have been fairly decent - good amounts of 6's, 7's and 8's. You may get an occasional 9 if you're lucky. The bartenders are also pretty (again I've noticed that this changes depending on your night). I've done VIP there once a while back - an incredibly sexy Latin mixed with Asian named Rachel (or was it Raquel?)- but she doesn't work there anymore. VIP rooms are a tad small - basically a couch and a table and it ran me about $350 for everything.

The girls are somewhat friendly, but you get the super impersonal ones every so often. Personally I go there for lapdances only and I'm not interested in the small talk. Overall a good club to visit if you're in South Miami and looking for a private lapdance away from the eyes of everyone else.