Sassy's Bar & Grill
927 SE Morrison St Portland, OR 97214

I was here for the first...

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Beaniceguy
Jan 12, 2008, 12:00 AM
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I was here for the first time about a year ago and really enjoyed the quality of the dances in terms of choreography and energy. I was not disappointed this time.

I showed up at 7:30 pm on a Friday evening, knowing that the most accomplished performers would start at 9:00pm. When I arrived there were 3 girls doing 3 song sets on 1 stage. At 9:00 pm 6 performers did 3 song sets on both stages. I was charged no cover. The service was excellent. I had a great sandwich. Wait staff were plentiful and checked on things quite regularly. Sassy's has one short brunette waitress who is absolutely gorgeous. Amanda also has a delightful personality and works her little tail off. She's great. The DJ's switched at 9:00, but both were good. The music was a little louder than I like, but then I'm a little older than I would like. I did like the music, which was mostly 80's rock. Sassy's has a game room area with a couple pool tables and video games, which is where you first come into the club. There are 2 stages. The main stage has a spinning pole and pretty high tip rail that limits the view for floor routines. The second stage has a fixed pole with a lower tip rail. Behind the second stage is a private dance area with the view obscured to some degree by sheer fabric. Some people asked for private dances, but the girls don't actively solicit. Sassy's has the best website of any club in the area with weekly dancer schedules posted on sassysbar.com.

From 7:30 to 9:00 pm the three day-shift girls did not really impress. They just didn't seem to have much enthusiasm or energy and would spend much of their time simply chatting with patrons with only minor dancing. However, the 9:00pm group really turned it on. In my mind the distinctive of Sassy's most popular dancers is that they are powerful, energetic, and do thoughtfully choreographed routines, but still connect with their customers. The girls are also really hot, but most have lots of tattoos, of which I am not a fan. If you like tattoos I would rate the girls from an 8 to a 10. They all have natural looking breasts, are very fit, and are attractive in the face. Bea, who is a 2006 Exotic Magazine cover girl, is an extremely fluid dancer who did an unforgettable routine that included the Johnny Cash song, Folsom County Prison. Pistolita is the Exotic 2008 January cover girl and is just stunning in face and body. Malice, who won Barfly Magazine's Sexiest Stripper of the Year award in 2006 does amazing pole tricks and awesome choreography. Rocket, who is heavily tattooed, is one of the most personable, warm dancers around. Natalie, who wears glasses, strikes me as that teacher or librarian who you imagine being totally naughty. She does a jaw dropping upside down pole routine. And Kendall, OMG! Let me just say that she is a deliciously decadent visual treat. She is highly recommended.

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