At first, I was well impressed....

At first, I was well impressed. 2 dances for $30 every hour, private room with a TV that shows porn, and a free gift with every lapdance. As the night wore, the blemishes glared.

It seemed like I could never get the bartender's attention, and it wasn't packed. My biggest problem was that the dancers were all business. Usually, they sit next to you and try to talk you up. These dancers walk up to you and say, "Hi, do you want a dance?" and when they get rejected by everyone, they collect by the bar and talk to each other.

A couple of dancers could have gone on a diet. A couple were drop dead gorgeous (though, personally, I could have done without all the tats, but what are you going to do at a strip club?). The rest were about an 8.