This club gets a firm five...

This club gets a firm five all the way across the board: the dancers, the atmosphere, the dances, everything.

Ever have a landlord that talks about how he'll renovate your apartment then all he does is some cheap paint and new carpet? That's what this place looks like. The outside is a dump but on the inside there are signs of improvement, like a hotel ballroom surplus chandeliers and some overstuffed Value City couches. The bathroom stinks and the fixtures haven't been replaced since the Eisenhower Administration.

There were two dancers the afternoon I was there, Yvonne and Baby. Both were sixes, not bad looking but they would have no place in the big time clubs. Got some decent grind from both of them, but they were completely unenthusiastic.