The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073

Been here a couple of times,...

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simplejeff
Nov 29, 2007, 12:00 AM
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Been here a couple of times, both during the afternoon. The club sits off all by itself in an open area so it feels comfortable parking and going in. It's been fairly busy both times but not crowded. There was no cover in the afternoon but I believe they charge $10 in the evening. There is a guard (bouncer) at the door but not really any visible security inside. I'm pretty sure they're there but they remain unobtrusive. You enter through a well lit and spacious lobby with the usual metal detector. Inside it's clean, the waitresses attentive and there is plenty of seating. In addition to the main stage there are two satellite stages so the girls dance on three different stages. Although it's great to see them dance, it can be a little tough to wait for a lap dance if you see a girl on stage you're interested in. The music is fairly loud but not obnoxious. There a few t.v.'s located up behind the stage, but they're too far away to really watch. There is a bar area on both sides of the room and the girls seem to hang in one or the other. There is an upstairs area that appears to have tables overlooking the entire downstairs but I haven't been up yet. The restroom is clean and well lit with an attendant.

There's always a lot of girls (maybe thirty) and service has been great. The waitresses are plentiful and do a good job of watching the customers drinks. Five dollar beer which seems to be the usual.

Now about the girls. There are a few plain Janes but most are hot. And quite a few that are just stunning. There seems to be a wide variety of types and sizes and a pretty good ethnic mix. Plenty of both natural and fake breasts, some tats and some not. Basically, something for everyone. Sometimes the girls are a little slow to get to you, but once they do the fun really begins. They first ask if they can sit with you and without exception they have been polite and upbeat. I haven't been pressured to buy the girls drinks, and if a girl comes to you that you're not interested in, they don't get all ugly with you if you politely beg off. It was odd, but apparently the customer has to ask the girls for a dance. they aren't allowed to ask you. Hmmm. The best lap dances of anywhere I've been. The dances are done in a little cubicle in the back so it's extremely private. The dances are $20 and the girls really don't push too hard for more and more dances. But they don't have to. You'll be wanting more! Like most Houston clubs there is plenty of touching and playing during the dances.

I had a great time both times I was there and this club has quickly become one of my faves!

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