Club Oops bills itself as Corporate...

Club Oops bills itself as Corporate Gentlemen's Entertainment, Live Sports and EurAsian Food. It is a classy venue run by the man who operated the legendary Raymond Revue Bar in Soho for many years, with the finest nude entertainment in the city. Club Oops has a full service bar with moderate seating as you enter. The real action area is slightly further back where there is a large room with a number of upholstered chairs arranged around small tables, and with a single small dance stage with a pole. There also are several more private rooms of various sizes and comfort available on the main floor. Supposedly there are more VIP rooms upstairs as well as a VIP penthouse lounge.

I visited the club on a Monday just at opening time about 4:00 pm. The club opens at 3:00 on weekdays, but girls are not available until 4:00. I learned that no girls dance on the stage until 9:00 pm. The only options available until then are private dances of different intimacy and cost. The first girl to appear was a cute blond with about a 34 B body, very friendly and easy to talk with. She explained some of the options since this was my first visit. Nude lap dances are available at 20 British pounds, currently about $42. For 100 GBP and a bottle of champagne which is mandatory and costs about 40 GBP, you can have a private ‘conversation' for 30 mins. This could include dancing throughout the time. For 200 GBP, you can have a girl's attention for 1 hour in the VIP areas. With 140 GBPs being about $300/half hour, I opted for a lap dance. There was more contact than I expected from my overall experience in London, with serious and very pleasant nude grinding and permission to hold onto hips and help the rhythm. However, no other contact was allowed, and the area had video cameras. The girl assured me that the VIP area was more private and that more contact was allowed.

The club clearly is upscale and designed for individuals who intend to spend money. There is a reminder on the tables that if no private dances are arranged within a 30 min period, or if stage dancers are not tipped, the patron can be asked to move to the bar area. Annual memberships of 250 and 350 GBP are available to entitle members to unnamed privileges. I didn't learn anything about the sports bar options, and didn't sample any food. There is a happy hour from 4-7 pm with most drinks at 2 pounds. There is a lot of additional information available on the web site including the use of "funny money", which is sold at a markup. After 9:00 pm there is a 15% service charge added to beverage and food purchases. With an adequate wad of expendable income, and if the other dancers are of the caliber of the one I met, a fellow apparently could have a very pleasant experience.