Seriously, because of past loyalty that...

Seriously, because of past loyalty that I had to Jaguars, I'll give it a seven; but due to new laws, I should give this club a 4. Back in "The Days of Glory", Jaguars used to be the club to go to for erotic entertainment. This club was once called one of the greatest clubs in the country on this site! The club was always packed with people native to El Paso, and New Mexico. There would be a long line of people wating to get inside, male and female! But due to the Naked Harem ruining it for everybody, the club just got cheesy... Jaguars being "rock bottom" isn't the word; Jaguars now is deep within the earth and buried!

Ladies and Gentlemen, they have a cheesy "valet parking" system that's laughable! These spots wern't "valet" when the club was totally nude! When you get in, you pay a $20 cover to get inside. Once you get in, you will be dissapointed... The girls are in pasties for the love of....! Why would you pay $20 to see girls that aren't even topless!? This is a strip club, not a bikini/pastie bar! Remember that $20 cover? It dosen't cover the "2 drink minimum!" My goodness, I had to pay $5 for a bottle fo water.... A bottle of water!! And the "2 drink minimum" is mandatory if you plan to stay inside the club. Those annoying waitresses will keep an eye on you, and annoy you to death! And those cheesy red plush seats...Yeah, right...Hustle harder. $30 for a lap dance that isn't nude? Contact? There was contact when the club was nude!! Hawaii wasn't this bad when it came to laws! Finally, some dancers in the club even didn't recommend Jaguars to customers! You got some dancers in their advertising for other clubs! I'm not snitching!! Jags, step your game up... If it wasn't for this club being the best club back in the day, Jags would have recieved a lower score...