Sportsmans Inn
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122 Fountain St Providence, RI 02903

This is the all-time worst strip...

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MisterGuy
Sep 5, 2007, 12:00 AM
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This is the all-time worst strip club that I've ever been to...bar none. If it were possible to give it a zero...I would! I went here once a little over a year ago late on a weekend night, and I was NOT very impressed at all. The club is located across from the Civic Center near basically no cheap parking downtown...expect to pay $10+ for that alone. The cover charge was $5, and the bouncer that took my cover wouldn't give me any change in ones. The club is located to your left as you enter the seedy attached motel...and as you walk through the club entrance there'll be a bar on your left and the rest of the club is in a long, thin line to your right. There's a main stage in the middle of the club with a long mirror and some stools in front of it (best place to sit in the place IMHO), then there's another bar with some pool tables, etc. up a short flight of stairs at the very back of the club. The place was dark and virtually full of thug-type looking people...kind of rough on the eyes. The club is open Noon to 1 AM daily, except till 2 AM on Fri/Sat, and 6 PM-1 AM on Sunday. It's a bikini-type club where the girls show basically no skin out in the open. There are some very agressive, full-on-grind dollar dances that can be had (whether you want them or not sometimes) in the main room. After buying some $5 private dance tickets at the back bar...the sometimes semi-nude, timed private dances were to be had in the very back, downstairs basement of the club. The lighting was very sketchy and the amount of skin that you got to see and touch there varied a lot with the dancer. One girl periodically flashed me her boobs and box a few times and another took absolutely nothing off at all the whole time, then basically demanded a tip afterwards! The private dances were around $20 to the dancer for what appeared to be 2-3 songs of "action".

The girls at this club were mostly Latina-types that varied from 0-5 on my scale. There was a lot of high pressure to get dances of all kinds...you couldn't get rid of some of the girls with a stick.

There is absolutely no reason that you should visit this club ever...for the love of God, run away from it while you can!! I will never, ever return here.

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