This club looks like an old...

This club looks like an old steak restaraunt on the inside. The outside door is locked (buzz to get in), there's a lobby, and a downstairs bathroom that was pretty dirty. The main room is quite long and large...with a large bar (drinks start at $4 and are slightly cheaper in the daytime), a large stage, several gambling machines, an ATM (not sure if they take American cards), and two levels of seating. The stage will be right in front of you as you enter and the bar and the VIP area will be to your right. They have several small and large-screen TVs where sports and/or porn are shown. The VIP area is divided up into booths of varying sizes (each girl has their own space...one had a big fireplace in it!) which have a stool for the girl, an easy chair for the guy, and a place to put your drink. The club is kind of dark and the VIP area is very, very loud with music from the DJ. I had to almost yell to talk to the dancers, but no one will ever hear what goes on in the VIP area though. There was a $3 cover charge.

The topless contact dances are $20/song (Canadian money, but American money is accepted), and they involve touching anywhere except the kitty. I was quoted (in approximate numbers) $100 for a BJ, $200 for FS, $300 for all of the above, and $500 for Greek fun. Prices and availability of activities will vary by dancer. The dancers varied in ethicity from white to black to Asian to Latina and from extremely, model-type, hot to very average. Most girls were very pretty, friendly, and willing to please! Some girls didn't circulate too much, but the staff was generally very nice...although the extremely pretty bar maid was a bit pushy. Nude stage dances were done only later at night after a lot of guys had come into the club. The shift change happens around 8 PM.

I would definitely return to the club if I was up in Montreal again. It's very out of the way if you are coming to it from the USA. In order to get there from Montreal...go down the 20 for about 20-30 mins past Rtes 338-340 to the exit for Rte 342 (Harwood)...watch the street numbers until you see a hill on the left, then turn left up that hill, past a truck stop to find the club. The club is set well back from the road near another exit for another highway (the 540).