Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE Seattle, WA 98115

Inflation is high but this was crazy

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JerSm
Jun 20, 2026, 2:56 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

Arrived noon-ish on a Friday. Walk in, have my ID scanned, pay $10 at door plus $8 for water and $5 for waitress (easier when water was $5). Main stage is directly in front of you with a second stage behind it; I've never seen the second stage used during the day shift. Chairs with small tables all around but back from the stage; this is not a "sit at the rail and tip" club but instead a "get dances" club.

 

3 dancers on the floor plus a couple in back and slowly coming in. I was the first customer so they started up one stage. I was waiting for my ATF so didn't pay much attention as to who was dancing (Adore?). At one point I returned from a quick trip to the bathroom and the dancer on stage was sitting facing away from me playing on her phone. Got through the entire song before realizing I was back and hurriedly started taking her top off.

 

Dancers ran the range from super skinny Caucasian to super heavy dark skinned, mostly bolt-ons. All were good at accepting "I'm waiting for someone. Maybe later." and one asked to go find her (but she wasn't there yet).

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Inflation is high but this was crazy