Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE Seattle, WA 98115

Same old pot hoes

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rolladx
Jun 2, 2026, 12:05 PM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Parking lot half full, but the club was pretty dead. $10 cover + $8 drink minimum. ID scanned. Doorman and the girls haven't shown up where I live yet. No used condom or used wrappers in the parking lot today. Just as many pot hoes as before.

 

Sunny was taking up time chatting up with her regular. Diamond and Naomi lounging at the back corner next to the bar as usual. Mimi hanging out at the bar. Jessica giving dances. Monse in the back. Kendra talking to the manager. Adora looking for the next guy to scam. No Mandy, Sylvie, Jade, Paisley, Liz today.

 

Same routine of girls coming up selling dances and the effort today was even worse than ever. You could tell some of the girls are super jaded - Diamond, Sunny and Adora. They clearly didn't want to be there. Club was dead. Diamond and Adora would either stand on one spot during their entire stage show or just sit there and do nothing. Private dances are lame. They were $40 a song. Sunny's stages were fine but private dance effort was inconsistent. The BO was a little too much. Her VIP rates were outrageous. Other girls' VIP rates are lower but I got bored after sampling the different girls.

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Same old pot hoes