Pretty average night at The Rama

Most know the details, but I’ll do it anyways. Instagram page gets you in for half off on mondays. 7 dollar sodas free refills. Pretty much non existent dollar parade around the bar. Which is awesome if you’re not wanting to spend dollars. But it’s so non existent that you almost miss being harassed for dances every 2 minutes.

So I got in. Sat down. Got drink. Chilled and stared at some titties for a while. There were titties of all shapes and sizes. Mostly Latina titties. Actually pretty much all Latina titties on this one Monday. I love Latina titties but the lack of other options is starting to get noticeable.

You can sit down at the front for a better look at the titties if you wanna spend dollars. I do it cause I get bored just staring at titties from afar. If I stay in the back row too long I end up staring at my phone then checking the score of a wnba game so I can see if the parlay hits. And the parlay never hits. So it’s better to stare at titties.