The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

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May 21, 2026, 12:14 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Was here for work for a few days so I decided to hit up a few clubs (more reviews to come).

 

I came in and paid cover - I believe it was about $25, which, in hindsight, was a lot for what this club delivered. Lady at the front asked for a tip and I was feeling kind so I gave her the extra $5 and she was genuinely really happy. The genuine smile and heartfelt thank you was the highlight.. rest of the evening was crap.

 

Upon entering, the layout is unusual. The venue is narrow and deep… kind of feels like a movie theatre… which a dancer later tells me it used to be. Bar is on the left, tables and chairs, and then a long catwalk and poles at the end. The weirdest part of the club is that there is movie theater seating on each side of the cat walk… never seen that before.

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