Dirty's Topless Bar
3308 NW Grand Avenue Phoenix, AZ 85017

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Newb39
May 1, 2026, 12:29 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

The club itself is nothing special and like the name suggests looks a bit run down from the outside. The lot is open and has free parking with it being fairly well lit. Cover is $10 with an ID scan and pat down. The interrior is ... worn but not unkept its just the furniture and seats have seen better days but are sturdy and kept clean. When you enter there is the bar ahead and to the left and the place has burgers, wings, typical bar food which is nothing special but not bad either. Drinks are fairly reasonable at 7-8$ a beer and 11-12$ for cocktails and liquor. behind the bar is the VIP area which is a series of sectioned off booths with curtains between. If you turn left you will see the main seating area which covers the rest of the place's interior with the one stage against the far left wall. In a walled off area outside is a pool table and seems to be the designated smoking area. The only other interesting place was back in the corner on the right was a thinly curtained off area with a table and im guessing it was for bottle service.

 

getting there around 8:15pm the place had a fair amount of people and about 7 girls working though a few more showed up shortly after arrival to about 9 for the night. It was a good mix with 2 African American girls, 4 cubans, and 3 white girls. The girls were a mix of 4-7's. The place had plenty of patrons but few seemed to care to do more than watch a game on the tv or drink/eat and so over all the place felt pretty dead at first. The girls did their stage sets with a minimum of effort however when you went over and tipped their dances they approached them instead with more vigor and actually alot of them were very very good. The floor dances are $10 and have a no touching rule but i had plenty of mutual touching and no one seemed to care about this rule. VIP is $30 a dance but has a special 4 dances for $100. I got two sets of $100 dances one from a girl named Wendy which were nice and had good mileage (everything but kitty). the next girl i got dances from was a cuban named Valerie who basically had her hand down my pants before i could sit down; TLDR she seemed like she was open to alot. Besides this a got single dances from most of the girls there and mileage was good on almost all of them.

 

talking to a few of the girls this club seems to be a place alot of locals go to eat drink and see a "free show" but not spend alot if any money. that said its good if you show you are willing to spend money and i had basically every girl in the club on me when they saw i was tipping dances and buying dances. So this club is good you just have to show you aren't just there to drink and sit.

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