Latina bimbo alert

Tootsies is one of the best clubs in the world. It’s in an old Costco so it’s massive and is 2 floors. Bottom floor is for stage dances, drinking, dining. Food is solid bar food. Bottom floor is also for the B squad dancers. Don’t get me wrong there are still beautiful women there but just not the A list. When you arrive the doorman will hustle you to buy a bottle and say the only way you can go to the 2nd floor is to buy a bottle. Just decline unless you want to do that. He will drop down and say “you seem like a cool guy. Just pay $30 and we will give you a wristband to go to both levels”

The top level is where’s it’s at. Be prepared to be overwhelmed by 50+ of the most beautiful, slutty, Latina women on earth. These are my type of women. They will swarm you. Take a breath and have a seat at the bar so they can start making their rounds individually to you. Once you find the Latina bimbo of your dreams it’s time to negotiate. Tootsies has full private rooms upstairs so anything goes. It’s $300 for 1/2 in the room plus the dancers fee. That will be between $400-600(obviously the lower end girls will be less but we’re talking about the bombshells). Most important part is once you’ve agreed on price be sure to confirm the services you are looking for. Don’t assume everything goes without confirming otherwise you’ll end up getting a $900 lap dance(my buddy found out the hard way) they’re open until 6am so the fun doesn’t really ever stop. Weird part is the house takes all the money(even the tip) up front then gives the dancer a cut. Total scam IMO. Where I’m from(LA) you pay the house for the room then give the tip to the dancer directly and she keeps all of it. The opportunity here is that the dancers would rather keep all of it so most of them have no problem seeing you outside of the club. My favorite way to experience tootsies is to go in, have a beer at the bar, then negotiate a dancer back to my hotel. They will usually go back for around $600. Man… the experiences I’ve had with so many of those Latina bimbos is insane. Bless them. Enjoy boys!