Too expensive for zero mileage

If you're into stage shows and that's it when it comes to strip clubs, bazookas might be decent for you. Otherwise, it's a waste of time and money for the most part.

Walked in sometime in the afternoon thinking dayshift dancers might be more open than nightshift. Paid the $25 to get in and had a seat. I watched a couple stage shows and to my surprise one dancer got fully naked and another got topless. Made me think I was in for a good visit since I don't think I've seen a dancer get fully nude on stage anywhere in KCMO in a decade or more.

Soon a girl sat by me and we had some small talk. She told me girls are more open to getting nude on stage these days but not elsewhere. She asked for a dance but I told her maybe later.