Slow Sunday Teaser

I stopped in Sunday not long after they opened, just before leaving town, to check a Vegas strip club off the list (other activities and company kept me busy the rest of the trip). Access was easy driving from the strip hotels, with clear signage and a large parking lot.

The upside of being early on a Sunday: I was able to self park and was charged for neither parking nor cover fee. The downside: the self-proclaimed “world’s largest strip club” was largely empty. After a long entryway past a doorman and check-in desk, the room opens way up to a huge space. There’s a long standing-only bar to the left and a sea of low tables and booths ahead in the main stage area, with two pole stage islands toward the center front. I was told stage dances didn’t start until 9. Dancers were taking turns lining up to grab the next guy walking in so I instantly acquired a tour guide.

Timed dance rooms are down a hall to the right behind a set of doors. There are separate rooms for the 15 minute and 30 minute dances, each set up with a bunch of taller booths - more private than the main floor but still fairly open. At the far end are the hour rooms, but I did not take a closer look after I was quoted $1k for the girl and something like $400 for the room plus bottle charge on top of that. I believe the 15 (and perhaps 30 minute) room fee included 2 drinks. Apparently there are suites on the second floor starting at $2k for the room for the high rollers out there.

I did not partake in any of the timed rooms and instead went with a couple of the 3/$100 main floor dances. Topless only, but roaming was encouraged over everything uncovered. I was pleasantly surprised that the tops came off quickly and the songs were fairly long - I couldn’t tell where the songs began and ended so I think they just timed it at around 12-15 minutes. I added a 20 tip.

The dancers: since I was there early and on a Sunday there were limited pickings, but more were tricking in. All white, few tattoos, with an even split between natural and enhanced covering the spread between slim and curvy in the right places. I was happy with the two ladies I had dances with - pleasant conversation, good contact, and not pushy. Not quite as much grind as I’d like, but certainly not an air dance. I can see it being hard to make a decision on a girl without FOMO when it really fills up with dancers here.