Worthwhile tourist visit!

Tootsie’s Cabaret – Miami Gardens, FL

⭐⭐⭐⭐ (4/5)

Alright so if you’re in Miami and you’ve never been to Tootsie’s, you’re missing out. This place is an absolute machine. I’ve been to strip clubs in Vegas, Atlanta, Houston — Tootsie’s holds its own against all of them and honestly might be the best I’ve been to.

First off, this place is MASSIVE. It used to be some kind of warehouse or distribution center and they turned the whole thing into a multi-level club. There are different sections and stages everywhere so no matter where you’re sitting, you’ve got a view. It doesn’t feel cramped even on a busy Saturday night, which is saying something because this place draws a crowd.

The talent is top tier. Diverse lineup of girls — something for everybody — and they’re all professionals. Nobody’s half-heartedly going through the motions. The energy stays up all night. The DJ keeps the music bumping and they even show fights and football games, so it doubles as a solid sports bar if that’s your thing.