New to the club and already breaking the rules.

Back for another round at HL, the best club in PHX (although I admit i haven't been to Jaguars yet). I showed up arounf 2PM, as that is when the second round of 1st shift tend to show up and I've heard sightings of a hot Hawaiian girl I saw once but has been elusive since. This ended up being a shorter visit than expected. As other fans know, it's $10 table LD, $30/dance in the VIP and $40 after 9pm. There is another wing to the VIP area that's timed at $50 for the house for 30min and $250-300 for the girl, with expected greater mileage. I give the bouncer a 2 buck tip to sit me at a table, otherwise I could stand at the bar and if I decide to grab an empty table later, some of the bouncers will claim the table is "reserved".

As soon as I sat down and after getting my 2 for 1 $4 club soda, I saw a young, slender and athletic young lady with curly hair. Average facecard, but for my tastes, I'd give the rest of her an 8-9 for what she is. Think Zendaya. She sat on my lap, perfect English! She told me was new to the Valley, dancing here only 3 weeks, but overall 2 years in the craft. Not wanting to fart around too much, we headed to VIP after chatting a few minutes. I gave her a Benjamin up front, telling her "Here's this for starters." We agreed to 3 songs. I then just leave the remaining $10 as a tip. Great mileage! I'll leave the deets out, but plenty of exploration took place...

Now here was the weird part. Near the end of the 3rd song, she offered me a raincoat (we did have some odd weather that day). I declined, but liked the way she thought. I play the novice and ask her what the other side of the VIP is about. I wanted to see what she would say. She told me "anything we could do there, we could do here". I then asked her how much would it be here? She said $500. So right there she was banking on sealing the deal in the regular VIP for $500, instead of the conventional $300ish for 30 min in the timed VIP "plus" area. She then asks me for $20 so she doesn't have to take the house money out of the $100 I already gave her. Not wanting to ruin the vibe, I agreed.