Just a Tuesday

Hit Cheerleaders Philly on a random Tuesday from about 6 pm to 9 pm. $5 cover at the door (cash only, no hassle, no waiver needed). Place was surprisingly nice inside—clean, no sticky floors or funky smells, good amount of seating all the way around the big center stage with two poles. Lighting was bright enough to actually see the girls but still club-dim, music was at a reasonable level where you could talk without screaming, and the DJ kept it moving without being annoying. Furniture looked fairly new and comfortable. Overall the club itself is a solid 7–8/10 on the upkeep scale.

There were roughly 15 girls working the day shift. Looks-wise it was a very mixed bag—definitely a Tuesday lineup. I’d put the overall average around a 4/10. A couple of cute spinners and one thick Latina that caught my eye, but a lot of the roster was 5s and 6s at best, some carrying extra weight, a few tattoos that have seen better days. Variety of body types and races, which some guys like, but nothing that’s going to blow you away if you’re used to weekend prime-time crews.

Mileage was average for Philly standards.

Staff was friendly across the board—bartender poured strong drinks fast, waitresses checked in without hovering, bouncers were on point. Saw two locals start jawing at each other around 8:30 and security had both of them out the door in under a minute, zero drama after that. Crowd was a mix of blue-collar locals, a couple suits unwinding after work, and a handful of solo regulars. Felt safe the whole time.

Drink prices were completely normal—$8 domestic beers, $10–12 for call drinks, nothing gouge-y.