Not So Sleepless In Seattle
New to Seattle, but I’ve been to Pandora’s a couple of times already. Not much to the club as it’s a small space. Plenty of seating, but that’s it. A few booths along the walls, but otherwise basic armless chairs and small tables. Bar in the corner served basic drinks. Pours were generous and prices were good, but nothing fancy. Pretty spacious and private dance area to the right of the bar and a VIP area in the far back pass the two stages. Not sure of the VIP setup as I did not partake. Dances were all around $40 or 3 for $100. VIP offers varied widely by dancer - 15 mins from $200 up to $500.
At first, the vibe seemed very much like a locals’ spot. Highly rated, but unimpressive to someone who’s visited clubs all over the country. A good number of lovely dancers, mostly 5s to 7s, with a few 8s, but no 10s. It wasn’t bad, it just wasn’t inspiring - plus they were all hanging out with one dude or another without much circulation or they were on their phones in a corner. The stage work was light, so I bounced in less the 30 mins.
I previously visited at night. This time it was the afternoon. The headcount was lighter, but the quality was a little higher and the dancers were working the room. Stage work was constant, but the effort was hit or miss. The lap dances were much better than expected. I did a few single dances and a couple of 3 for 100s to test the waters. Plenty of mileage and enough variety given this is the PNW. I like all colors and types - this day I think there was 8 or so W, 3 A, 2 each B and L. I got dances from a tight/toned Russian (8), a tall busty Italian (10), a busty Vietnamese (8), a petite little Asian (7), and a thick AA (7). The numbers are ratings for their dances BTW. Everyone with big tits had fake ones, but all were well done. Hands were free to roam within expected boundaries. I will definitely try my luck again another afternoon to see if the was a fluke or my new go to spot.
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