First experience

I’ve lived a pretty boring life for 35 years and never really thought about going to a strip club, but recently I started wanting to try it. I happened to have business in Dallas, so I went in at around 11:30 AM. I had some free time, and since it was my first time, I thought going early would be a good idea.

Right after I ordered a beer, a Hispanic dancer came up to me. She said she was 37, but she looked pretty good for her age. She was the first stripper I had ever met, and when she suggested a lap dance, I didn’t say no. The lap dance was nice—she even let me suck on her nipples and gave me a pretty good dance.

The rookie mistake was that I didn’t know when or how to say “stop” at the right time. I was planning to spend around $20–40, but because I didn’t really understand how the system worked, she ended up charging me $120 for a long dance. (It’s okay… I’ll just think of it as paying for my first lesson, lol.)