"What do you call a Blonde with Pigtails?"

Ah, Bogart's. What can I say that hasn't been said a thousand times. It's the diviest of dive bars and makes up for it by having the friendliest of ladies. The best looking dancers are pretty decent but it can go downhill from there. I don't come here to look at them.

I stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon. Plenty of parking available and I "almost" never see anything sketchy going on out there. $5 cover, $7 for a soda. They usually have around 8 girls on the day shift but only 5-6 will be on the floor at any given time.

Two dancers onstage. I tipped them both (Always tip every dancer at least once a set, every song if you're at the rack) and the first one asked me "What to you call a blonde with pigtails?". I said I didn't know and she told me "A Blowjob with Handlebars!"