It’s not A Strip Club If they Don’t show Cooter

Decided to check this place since I was in town. I’m not a fan of DC clubs because that no touch rule sucks. I usually go to Bmore. Long story short I pull in to the church parking lot and paying $10 to park. This is dumb and don’t see the need for it, I guarantee they don’t own the lot. Once I pull up to the club I get to the front pay at $20 cover and get a wristband, then I get $100 worth of change. I wish I saw some reviews because you don’t need ones for this club, also it’s dumb to have to pay $30 before you even get in. This club is not worth the cover.

Once inside you get pay down and then you are in the bar area. There are ppl selling stuff on the left, 1 pool table and the most disgusting bathrooms I have ever seen. Like the layout made no sense. There is a door between the vendor and the pool table where the entertainment is. Some girls come out for a drink but the cover their rear end with clothing. I guess it’s a rule. A pro tip I immediately saw was that you need to grab chairs in the corner of the club, a little bit more privacy if you get a high mileage dancer. You can get some more done and avoid the gaze of security and others. I stood around for 15 minutes just to check out the seen. On this night I saw 1 white girl, a Puerto Rican and the rest AA dancers. Majority out of shape and not the best looking. You can call an entertainer over and she will give you a dance for $10 a song, don’t fall for the up charge of a nude dance for $20, it doesn’t seem worth it. There are VIP seats but it’s laughable there is nothing VIP about it. Just wait for other areas to open up in the corners and you will be fine.

I ended up spending time with an Ethiopian girls with no rhythm but that butt was fat. Got a few feels and moved on. Then the Puerto Rican girl caught my eye and she gave me a good grind for the remainder of my time there. For a first time visit it was cool but I’m used to getting my rocks off in dumps like this. Tips for travelers wear sweatpants, find a non vip corner to get all your dances, always ask how much per song and when a song ends confirm the count with the girl. If you’re into a HJ it can be done but I didn’t get one since it was a scout mission and I was in jeans and standing up.