Lazy Sunday

Last weekend I stopped in Risque after running some errands in NJ. It was about 4pm on a Sunday, I figured I could watch some football and enjoy some pretty ladies. A pretty good day in my book. As many have said the club is close to a highway interchange and easy to find. The parking is accessible from Ford Rd and is behind the club. Just be careful what lot you enter, I pulled into the one for the business next door the first time.

The inside, like all clubs, was pretty dark, but there's lots of moody, maybe sultry, lighting. There's a metal detector just inside the door and the bathrooms are right by the entrance (no cover on this occasion). The stage is inside the bar with dancer access via a spiral staircase that comes down from the 2nd floor. Besides the bar area, there are some high top tables and a lap dance room with a bouncer who checks you in.

I took a seat at the bar and watched the show. It wasn't very busy on a Sunday afternoon, but there were enough patrons so that it wasn't awkward. I watched a couple of performers and tipped when they came around after ($2). A few mentioned dances, but the push wasn't excessive. Eventually, I got 2 dances at $20/pop in the lap dance room across from the bar. You pay for your first dance with the bouncer and then decide with your girl if you want to do more songs. I took a young Latina girl (sorry I'm shit with names, hell I'm not even sure I got one) for a spin, she was nice and had a great body, maybe an 8. The dance wasn't bad so I got a 2nd. Limited hand roaming and some nice grind, but 2 was enough. $40 +another $20 in tip. I went back to the bar and finished my beer ($7). I was about to leave when an older dancer, who I saw go upstairs with the guy sitting down the bar, approached. She was definitely in her 40s at least, but she had a nice bod, and some large bolt-ons. I figured "why not?" and took her up on her dance offer. We went back to the lap dance room and she was definitely a lot more aggressive. She told me I should come with her upstairs for more fun at $200 for 15 mins. Seemed a bit much, and I didn't get details as to whether that included the house rate or was just her fee for a good time. Unfortunately, I didn't take her up on the offer, but she had a unique look and I think I could find her again next time I'm in the area. We did 3 dances and I got a good hint that she was fun if you took her up on her offers. $60 + a $40 tip, totaling less than $200 for some dances, drinks, and tips. Not bad.