Quick escape

I visited on a Wednesday at 3pm looking for the most basic of entertainment: women dancing and stripping to music. I was able to park in the back of the club hidden kind of behind a gas station. I’ve been here before and while there is a door in the back, it was closed so I had to walk to the front where I didn’t have to pay an entry fee.

Inside has a bar feel with a low stage in the center. I like the layout because it feels very local. Some large places feel too large especially if they’re empty. I found a seat at the bar. The bar tender was a guy who looked like he might also be security. For the hour I was there, I saw four girls but no other customers besides me. A black woman who had to be about 40 with short hair sat by me and struck up a conversation. I bought her a $25 drink. After each girl (a malnourished Italian, a tall like 6’1 black girl with a fat ass, and another black girl with no tits and a Google Map-full of tattoos) danced on stage, they paraded around to collect their dollars from everyone there (me). Only the fat ass black girl danced with any convincing emotions while the others just went through the motions. It’s fine. I didn’t expect much. They started in bikinis and ended topless.

The woman who talked with me tried to get me to do a $60 lapdance that I turned down. While she was fun to talk to, based on her stage dance, there was no way the lapdance could be worth $60. Again, I knew this before entering but I had my standards set low enough where I could not be disappointed.