So, So time at the Cricket.

Last Monday I decided it was time for a trip to Detroit for some fun. I arrived at the Cricket at about 3:00 in the afternoon. Parking is free and there is no cover charge, during the day. I sat at a small table at the end of the stage and order two beers for $9.

As you walk in, the bar is along the wall to your right. The stage is in the center of the club, has two poles and seats all the way around it. Along the wall to the left of the stage and next to the door are booths that cost $20 to use. On the far wall is the VIP dance area, and to the left of the dance area are the bathrooms. Overall, the place is clean and nice, even the restrooms. There were about 6 customers and bout 9 dancers. There were about 5 W dancers. 4 of them needed to lose 20 pounds. There were 4 AA dancers, 2 needed to lose weight and the other 2 were OK. I would say the average age was about 25 to 35 years old. Nobody was beautiful.

The dancers were going on stage for a three-dance rotation. They drop the top but not much else.

About 5 to 6 dancers sat down and talked. I asked about dances and they all said $25. I asked about extras and all said they did extras for a wide range of prices, from $150 to $500 depending on the service. I negotiated a little and explained that I am old and need a sexy, erotic dancer to get everything fired up. If she can get things fired up, then we can do extras, if not then we will cut if off with just a couple of dances. Well guess what, I took 5 different dancers to the VIP, (you have to pay $10 each time you go), and none of them got junior to salute. They basically just sat on my lap or stood in front of me with their tits out. I’m sorry but at my age that just doesn’t do it for me. Nobody seemed interested in being sexy, they just wanted to move to the extras.

So after 2 ½ hours, I decided to cut my losses and move on. I spent $300 on 5 dancers and just had a so, so time. I may go back one of these days, but it will be a long time.