Nothing felt executive except the prices.

One week in New Orleans to do as much damage to my wallet, liver, and self esteem as possible. Decided to do a strip club run, 5 clubs, one evening, no shame.

Executive was the second stop. No cover charge to enter, no drink minimums. Door guy very nice, asked for a small tip, dropped 5-6 ones in the cup and was ushered inside. Like most places in New Orleans, main floor looked like a long hallway. First thing inside the door was a bar, turning left was the "main" stage (which really just looked like a small platform with an unimpressive pole), a couple tables, then another doorway and some more tables in the back ending in the restrooms. Side note, if you need to use a bathroom, go to any of the other bars nearby, the bathroom here was one room the size of a closet.

Only noticed 4-5 dancers working this evening. If I had to describe them, I would say they all looked like they were the leftovers at a ghetto PTA meeting. All latinas minus one african american girl. Sat down, was greeted by a waitress who was super nice, and got 2 vodka sodas, $26. Talent was unimpressive, I'd average them at about a 4 on looks but a 9 on pushy. Middle aged, slightly overweight latina girl sat down in the empty seat. Asked about how the club worked, no dances on the main floor, all dances upstairs. Upstairs is divided into booths for dances ($40/song or 3 for $100), then private booths for "more private" dances ($400/30 minutes), and the ultimate private private booths where you could really "have some fun" ($800/30 minutes or $1600 for 60 minutes). None of the talent was worth even a $40 dance, left without spending anything except the cash for the drinks.