Sunday funday

730PM on the Saturday before Christmas, the wife is out of town and I'm sitting at home, stoned, wondering which of our community girlfriends are working tonight. Before too long I'm at the club with a fat stack of fresh greenbacks burning a hole in my pocket and a lust for hot chicks, titties in my hands and ass on my dick. The night did not disappoint (except my wallet 😭).

I expected the club to be busier than it was. When I got in, there were maybe a dozen or so other PLs and what seemed like a few less girls. After getting a drink (water, since full nude = no alcohol here) and sitting down, this leggy white brunette in a bikini get up with great fake tits sits down and starts chatting me up. I'm trying to maintain eye contact but I can't help but notice her epic titties, which are actively, forcefully pulling my eyes down. Does she have magnets in there or something? I want. To touch. Da titty. My face isn't hiding a thing, and right away she invites me to have some fun with her in the back. We talk price (1/40 and 3/100) and I let her know I'd like to start with one and see about going for three.

We get up and I see that this chick is tall. Taller than me. I'm used to being taller than most, and the highest a stripper has come up with pleasers is to my nose. I think she might be my height without the heels. As she leads me into the back I start thinking of her as this sexy Amazonian. We settle into a booth and I ask if I can touch her. She tells me no vagina, gentle on the titties, no pinching. I laugh and tell her that there won't be any pinching, and to let me know if I get too rough. Miss Amazon settles on me in cowgirl and starts a gentle grind, and I got two giant handfuls of titties already. Kudos to her surgeon, A+ job sir. She motorboats me, and then teases me by waving her crotch in my face. I wanna kiss the kitty, but I settle for a peck on her flat stomach instead. She switches to reverse cowgirl and her ass just smothers my dick. She slides down my lap, leans back against me, and puts her neck against my face and throws her chest out. Her hair is tickling my nose and her titties are in my hands. She gets up, bends over, slides her bikini to the side and spreads her lips for me. I'm surprised to see she's wet.