Eh - I guess best to be had in Cbus
I’ve been hopping all around Columbus to the different clubs, and this is still the best. It is Columbus so that’s only saying so much.
ARRIVAL STUFF
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parking is pretty plentiful. You can even park in the spots of Columbus Gold next-door- also a strip club. You can come and go from both of these clubs after you pay the initial entrance fee. Entrance fee is $10, but $20 on the weekends after 10 PM. There is a security bouncer guy who occasionally wands you down, but mostly they just let you walk in. There is none of that stupid ID check.
Inside you immediately enter a giant square bar room. You walk to the end and then you can enter the main stage room. This room has the hula hoop in the air which girls can swing from as well as your stripper poles. I like the lighting in this club. It is kind of dark and just lit up by colored lights. It makes you feel like you can get away with a little bit of naughtiness which I have learned is indeed true. A girl can sit in your lap for a minute, but after a while, one of the walking bouncer will tell her she’s not allowed to.
The drinks are like seven dollars for a Miller light and 12 for a Jack Daniels. You can buy drinks for the girls and by default, it would be what they call a dancer drink and it’s something ridiculous like $45. The dancer gets $10. You can make a point of saying I will buy her a regular price drink not a dancer drink and they will oblige. At least they do good pours!
There is a huge outdoor area with several tables and fenced in. It’s big enough they could install a couple volleyball courts if they wanted.
They used to have a bathroom troll, but he’s gone now. Wha?! We have to wash our own fucking hands?!
Dance rooms are $40 each song but you get your own little 8 x 8 room with the door on it. About once an hour they do the all girls on stage parade and a two for $50. You can also do a 15 minute rooms, 30 minute rooms and 60 minute rooms. The price? You just add a zero to the minutes. ie: 30 mins =$300. I was told this is stripper math.
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THE TALENT
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Honestly, I would say most of the talent is between 5 and 7. Ugh.
But every time I go here, I find at least one smoker- like a hot, sexy, babe not the weed type. But sure- the weed smoker is out on the patio yes. As you might imagine, it’s hard to get the hot girls attention away from the regulars.
I’m from Florida where I am used to seeing Cubans but damn they even have four or five Cubans here too. It’s an invasive crop but when I definitely welcome. The Cubans are often fun and always honest. Never a ROB. I have to say there’s a pretty good variety of girls and that you will probably have a 75% chance of seen one that you would like to get a dance with.
I do have to report a ROB to be aware of. She goes by Ocean. She is a spinner at 100 pounds and long hair down to her lower backwhich I’ve seen both brunette and now it’s bleached blond. She’s pretty sexy with her cute outfits and long legs. She will get your attention. She makes a bunch of promises about how great the dance will be and really works up the VIP promoting how much you’re really love it and you’re going to leave very very happy. And she’s convincing because of course you want to believe it. Unfortunately, you get back there and all she wants to do is chitchat or bend in front of you but it’s practically not dancing at all and more of a model show a model show where she just talks about shit going on in her life. lol. Ugh. Beware.
There is another spinner who goes by Mystique. She is also 100 pounds but black skin with long fake hair but it looks good. Now this girl gives a nice dance. She is very slow and sensual. She gets in some stick shifting has a beautiful bubble butt and moves it just exactly right.
Pro tip; If you get a VIP room, I would ask for the skybox. It is by the patio door and goes up some stairs to its own little room. I love this VIP room because it has full mirrors on all the walls. The other VIP rooms have half mirrors and really don’t let you see much of the girl. All the VIP rooms are priced the same so go for this better one.
A couple girls from this club have been showing up over at Sirens the new club. The best looking girls stay here, however. I’m always asking them at both clubs. What made them choose the club they’re at. The hottest girls really seemed to like the money and it works better for them at vanity. The less attractive ones end up over at Sirens and seem to be happy with just the more biker like vibe over there and lower expectations of giving good dances.
The mileage and the dollar still goes better over in Dayton an hour away at the club called Cheeks. Oh - and Ocean the ROB dances at that that club also. beware.
