Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Hit And Miss

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bluize
Sep 16, 2025, 10:34 PM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Working solo in south Seattle and finished up early to roll the dice at Kittens. This club is hit and miss. Grabbed a couple of stiff drinks at the Dog House next door and headed in. Hostess took $11 and asked what I wanted to drink. Most times they have you follow them to the bar. This time she had me find a seat and brought my drink.

 

At least three dancers arrived before my drink. Their pitches ranged from the urgent to the understanding as far as my plans to eventually get dances. I brushed off a few more ladies while I looked for someone that peaked my interest.

 

I passed on Caroline (busty and full figured Latina), Komiko (slender Asian), Sky (slender blonde), Lou (thick AA), and a few others. I settled on Destiny and Nicole. Both were thicker than I usually go for but were the best of a mediocre lineup.

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