Was Great, But I Guess I Can’t Hang

Went in to Synn a couple weeks ago on a Wednesday night around 9. Paid the cover charge, ordered my $9 water and sat down. I was immediately approached by a cute skinny Latina (or maybe Asian?) named “Sin”. She gave me a robotic, dead-eyed-smile and started giggling after I literally said nothing. But whatever, I thought she was pretty cute so I opted for the 2 for 1 nude dance special that was going on.

As we got to the area to pay the bouncer, I realized all the cash I had brought was bundled together (rookie mistake). I looked up and noticed her eyes locked in on my wad of cash. As the bouncer was talking, she interrupted to ask if I can buy her a drink. I agreed and waited for about 30 seconds for the drink to come. The bouncer said we can just go back and get the drink after. “Sin” was insisting I can just give the money for the drink directly to her. This girl is starting to just feel like a giant red flag.

We start the dance and I feel out the mileage, starting slow. Nothing crazy, especially by synn standards. She tells me that in order for us to keep touching each other like that, I need to pay for VIP. I knew the prices for both VIP options but I wanted to play dumb and see what she’d offer. Of course she only mentioned the more expensive option and didn’t bring up any semblance of a menu. This chick is crawling in red flags. I acted like I enjoyed her mediocre dance until it ends and thank her for her time. As I leave the lap dance area, the fat waitress is hounding me for the money for “Sin’s” drink. I explain that I gave it to her during the dance, and the waitress kind of rolled her eyes and said ok. So I’m assuming she must be known for stuff like this.