The Bare Facts

Went on a Tuesday at 5:30 to check it out. If you live North it's not close man. It's down South past the airport. It's pretty much like what I read. The cashier spoke no English. Which I guess is handy if all your clientele are Hispanic. I couldn't understand what she was saying but finally honed in 45.00. Which I guess was 20 for entry and 25 for VIP. It's just one big long room when you get in there. Off to the right is the VIP which is just a bunch of couches against the back wall. Kinda unsure where the ultra mega private vip is, I didn't partake.

I immediately got a barnacle attached to me who followed me to my seat. She was kinda chubby but had big mommy tits poking out so instead pretending to talk we went right to the vip. She was super lame at lap dances, she stood there shaking her big ass in my face for most of the dance, very little contact and then started talking about getting a private room. I paid her twenty bucks for her time and sent her off just to get rid of her.

It's kinda wierd that there's a big screen playing videos and stuff on the stage behind where the dancers are. A smaller dancer came over. She had a darker complexion and was from Cuba surprise at that. She had a tight little bod and we pretended to try and communicate while i drank my beer. We went a for couple of dances but she was the opposite the first one in the wrong way. She was way too exuberant. Just jumping and me like she was in the rodeo. I did a couple of those dances and was done. She tried to upsell to a private room. Honestly never even got the details on that. I was just there to check it out.