Best Strip Club Parking in Town

I know this is a weird measure of a strip club, but Pink Pony has an excellent parking lot! It's spacious, flat, no potholes, feels relatively safe. You can self park instead of being forced to valet, and it only cost $3 on Sunday afternoon. Maybe the fact that I'm so impressed by these mundane things is more of an indictment of how crappy the parking is at many other clubs, but whatever. I paid the doorman and went in.

There's a small foyer, but nobody was here, which I think is standard on day shift. Open the next door, and you're in the main room, which is all brass rails and mirrors and wood paneling. It's totally the movie/TV depiction of a strip club, which is not necessarily a bad thing, because the club seems decently kept up. There's lots of seating of several different types. Immediately to your right is not one, but two bars, each with probably a dozen barstools. Behind them, along the right wall, is a handful of U-shaped booths which seem to be first come, first serve, but I think you have to pay to sit there if it gets really busy. In front of these bars are two mini-stages with poles. Straight ahead, you'll find a THIRD bar with barstools, more of the U-shaped booths, and this bar IS a stage itself. Dancers will literally walk around on top of the bar, so watch your drink! In the center of the room is the large main stage with a pole and a catwalk, and it's surrounded by a bunch of regular tables and chairs. And finally, along the far wall are a few leather benches.

The club can be surprisingly busy on Sundays because it's one of the few clubs open. This afternoon, there were probably 30-40 patrons--enough to feel bustling without being crowded--and maybe 20-25 dancers. The talent level was generally good, a lot of beautiful young co-ed types, mostly natural bodies, mostly falling in the 7-8 range on looks (with a couple of inexplicable 4s thrown in for some reason!) It was mostly white girls, with a few AA and a few Latinas mixed in. They were a range of styles and body shapes, so odds are you could find somebody your type. It was busy enough that they had all four stages going all the time, which is nice. If you don't like one girl, just turn toward a different stage. Stage performances tend to be pretty active and engaged, though not many of them do pole tricks.