No Comedians Here, but There Might Be an Exploding Watermelon

After a couple of midtown clubs, I was ready to see what the outer boroughs would offer. I had read reviews here and heard from others about the better pricing out in Queens so I decided to check it out.

Got on the 7 train from midtown and headed out to Gallaghers 2000. Beware, don't use the Google maps address for this place, as I had done. It takes you several blocks east from where the real joint is. I used TUSCL to get the right address and I eventually found it. It's just off the main boulevard that follows the 7 train. Neighborhood is fine, I had no trouble out here walking around - just don't look like a tourist. Saw the big green awning and entered the lobby, which was deserted. I guess someone normally takes the cover here and checks ID but no one was around so I just went inside, it's about 10:45p. It's spacious, high ceilings with an unused stage area to the right with lots of debris around - someone must be a hoarder. The main club is straight ahead and to the left, with a very large rectangular bar with seating all around and the stage inside it - reminded me of a Jersey bikini bar, except these girls can take their tops off (not bottoms). Girls do a mild tip walk when they're done shuffling on the stage. No real pole work but some try. Lap dance area up the steps overseeing the stage with VIPs towards the back right of the club - 15 minutes upstairs, longer rooms downstairs.

It looked like the night was winding down, not up. Only like 3 other customers. I would say all of the girls here this night were Latinas, from Brazil to Columbia. Of the 12 or so dancers, only 3 I thought were my type. I get a cocktail for $12. A cute Columbian girl sits next to me (looks like a mix of Sofia Vergara and Parker Posey - I know but it worked). She's kind of eccentric but I like it - she's teasing me and telling jokes and asking for dances with funny facial expressions. She's got a nice figure, not cartoonish but natural - she's giving me a nice back scratch and touching my thighs. I hold her off for a while since I need to survey the whole area and account for everyone. I decide that she's good enough to take back. Lapdances are $30 here but 15 min VIP is $100 and 30 min $200. I do a LD test run and she passes, with good grind, touch and OTP action.