Terrified at Fancy's

I'd like to start this review by saying perhaps I'm not the targeted clientele of this establishment. Seems like maybe it was only meant for a certain type of Mexican men (no disrespect). I'm surprised this place has an average review of over 7... Maybe I was there on an extremely off night, but I have never been to a club so small and so sketchy. I go to a lot of clubs all over the country, and this was by far the worst one.

I pulled up at about 11pm on a Wednesday night. Parked in the gravel parking lot and walked into the pink building. Old lady with a lit cig behind the counter took my $5 cover fee. As soon as I handed her the money, I regretted it. I took a quick glance around the dimly lit shack with a very small stage. 3-4 overweight and unattractive girls were standing around. As soon as I took one more step, a rather large Latina lady pounced on me. I was not attracted to her in the least. (I'm actually a huge fan of Latinas - as long as they are good looking and nice). She forcefully sat me down on a chair and sat on my lap. She was pretty intimidating and grabbed my hand and put it on her breast and started moving it around, asking if I wanted to take her in the back for a private dance. I was so incredibly uncomfortable and didn't know what to do. I looked around a bit more and was so put off by how small and dingy the place was. I was trying to figure out how to get out of the situation - I was pretty much in fight or flight mode. After a few more minutes of pure torture, I finally asked her how much private dances were and told her that I just needed to run to my car to grab more cash. Eventually I was able to convince her by giving her a $10 bill and saying I would be right back after I grabbed some more money from my car. I rushed out of the building, hopped in my car, and sped away, extremely relieved to be out of there. I've never been more freaked out in a club. Needless to say, I will never go back, and hope to never find myself in such a terrible situation again.