It's okay if you know what you're likely to get.

So I was in western New Jersey on my way back to the Poconos where I was staying and I found this listing on the website. It's on the main drag of a very small town (Great Meadows) in the middle of nowhere. Small parking lot was pretty full when I arrived at about 10:00 pm on a Wednesday -- free. No issues with safety that I could tell.

One fairly large rectangular room -- no cover charge on this night (or if ever, not sure) -- mostly filled up with a large rectangular bar and a stage inside of the bar. One cute blonde bartender (Rony?) was working hard making sure all of the customers were served and I got a water $5. This is a "go-go" bar and there were probably 6-8 girls working -- I would guess late 20s-40s in age and a variety of different sizes (4-7 scale) - and all in either bikinis or some sort of lingerie that was revealing but covering up all of the goods. The "stage show" (as it were) was sort of a brief strut back and forth on the short stage and then the girls would circulate around the inside of the bar for tips -- usually taking them next to their tits. It seemed like the tip parade was done whether or not you strutted on stage. There were little cubbies off on the right side (think a narrow closet space with room for one armless chair to sit it) with an open door to the main room where the lap dances were done. I do not think there was "VIP". The bathroom was small with a urinal and a toilet.

When I first got there, I needed to find the rest room. Natalia, a slender, attractive girl (a "7") with long straight black hair showed me where it was. Later, she came up to me and told me she was from Brazil. There were a few others there (Angel was a heavier and reddish blonde, several other Hispanic/Latina appearing women whose names I did not get). Another slender white girl with a nice body and long straight brown hair was with some guy all night and just dancing an rubbing up against him at the bar. I guess the M.O. of this place is that you are a regular, you sit at the bar and you either tip the girl to stay with you and/or you buy them drinks. A couple of the Hispanic women were given and old white guy a back massage. The vibe was definitely pretty chill. I was obviously NOT a regular -- a few of the girls came by and asked me if I wanted a dance ($20/song in the cubbies). I ended up doing two dances with Natalia. The dances were and very soft and sensual with good contact both directions -- song seemed full length. There are a many signs posted that state "no contact with the dancers" but obviously they're just for show as there was a lot of contact even at the bar. Natalia stayed "dressed" during our two dances although she moved her top aside briefly to allow me access to her northern play zone. Very nice natural B's with responsive nipples. There is one skinny white dude with a mustache who I presume to be the bouncer/jack of all trades who wanders by the cubbies on a semi-regular basis (whether or not there is anyone in them) and "does his job" I guess.