Upcharge but I’m weak!!

Stopped by the PH on a Saturday a few weeks ago. Called ahead to hear the lineup which is fairly accurate but not 100%. Place has been described so many times that I’ll save you a description of the bathroom.

Sat down and got my $10 water bottle. You can BYOB but I never do. On stage was Mercedes. I knew I may be in trouble. She’s expensive and chatty (to say the least) but OMFG her body is perfect. And a really pretty girl!! Hard to resist for me. So after her set she stopped by my barstool. Didn’t take much convincing and we were off to a “private” room.

You know the deal. $30 every 4 minutes but it wasn’t the dance prices that hurt. She’s very sexy and feels amazing. Plenty of roaming as can be expected from pretty much anyone here. After a few minutes she ran down her “menu”. This is where it gets expensive. God bless her because she can clearly demand such prices but she’s NOT cheap. We settled on a generous tip and she wasted no time. The tip was $300 which is way too much. I know guys. I’m sorry but she’s fuckin HOT!!!