My 1st time at a stripclub and i’m w/ my gf

I just turned 21 and this would be my first time going to any strip club well actually that’s a lie. I went once in secret when I traveled with my brother and sister-in-law to Munich Germany. Either way, I am very fairly new to the scene. My girlfriend and I were out one Friday night and we’re just looking for something to do. We have been together for five years. We are high school sweethearts and we do not live together. We sometimes have fantasies of threesomes so when i got the go-ahead for her being comfortable I drove us tootsies because i’ve done previous unrelated research on the club.

Upon arrival there was plenty of parking in an EXTREMELY well lit area with two security carts roaming. We felt very safe. The first security guard did what felt like a thorough yet half assed check for any weapons. I was concerned about the dress code because this was very spontaneous and I wasn’t sure if I was dressed for the occasion as I said before this is practically my first time in a strip club. I wore Vomero running shoe sneakers, thick grey sweat shorts, and a shaka wear t-shirt that boasted in large letters up one the whole front of the shirt “STRENGTH SHAKA CARTEL” When I hand what I believed to be the bouncer my I.D he paused and read my shirt aloud… my heart sank. I only looked back at him as I was speechless he handed me back my I.D padded me on the back and told my girlfriend and I to have a good time tonight. Not sure if it’s worth mentioning but my gf (who was let in without a hitch) and I both just recently turned 21 her in October me and December and we do NOT have the sideways facing orientation on our drivers license if anyone my age is worried about that sort of thing.

We proceeded in and this is where things got hazy I was immediately over stimulated by the new environment and all I can recall is handing my card over to some lady at the counter behind a glass for “ $20 admission” i’m assuming this is what the other people refer to as covers. After paying and walking further it must’ve been another man either waiter or bouncer or host i’m unsure but he asked us if we’d like a table I said yes hoping to get comfortable because venturing off and exploring the venue. The place wasn’t as crowded or as big as I expected, the outside is like a costco warehouse, and the inside is like a Chili’s or Applebees restaurant (only referring to the main floor).