Chill place. Don't expect much.

I've come to expect nothing from this place except rated-PG eye candy, so I'm never that disappointed. Lunchtime visit on a Monday. It should be skank shift, but I enter anyways. Empty parking lot. (I'm generally appreciative that they have plenty of off-street parking available). I'm their first patron of the day. Layout is a big rectangular bar with 2-pole stage in the center. VIP section in the back left, extremely bright LD area in the back right. Bathrooms are clean!

Upon entry a tall leggy blonde Russian starts dancing on the stage. She hardly qualifies for skank shift. She's pretty, sexy, and flirtatious. Does a nice set on stage while I drink my $6 Modelo. Additional dancers start rolling in and none of them seem to be as attractive as the Russian. After her set, she sits down next to me and we proceed to have a very intelligent conversation for the next 30 min. She's absolutely delightful, engaging, and smart. That said, while I would love to go the distance with her, I know there's pretty much no chance at this establishment. Management is just way too strict, and the LD room is way too bright. Not the right environment for that.

Finished my drink, tipped my companion a bit, and I was on my way. If you're OK with ridiculously low mileage, and are actually here to drink, watch the game on the TVs, and maybe chat with some average to sexy women, this is your place. High mileage LDs... no.