Crazy House
9/1 Sukhumvit Rd, Khwaeng Khlong Toei Nuea, Khet Watthana, Krung Thep Maha Nakhon 10110, Thailand

Home is where the heart is at Crazy House. Skip Nana as it is a tourist trap.

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SeanKonnery
Dec 30, 2024, 1:01 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

I am going to be your Bangkok and Pattaya ambassador. I don't go to strip clubs much in the USA due to personal reasons. But I saw that there are not enough reviews for Pattaya and Bangkok. I go to southeast Asia 4 times a year and it always over satisfies my hunger. If you are in Bangkok. Go to Crazy House. Skip Nana Plaza. Nana is pricey and touristy AF and is just a small Vegas in Bangkok. First off, in Crazy House, the Mamasan is amazing. Always buy her a drink first and start conversation with her as she will direct you to the girl of your liking. This place is the ONLY full NUDE place in Bangkok. There are always over 15+ girls on each floor to choose from. minimum 15 girls on the first floor and usually more naughty 15+ girls on the second floor. Hand roaming is allowed and you can touch, kiss, DFK, with the girls on the floor as long as you are buying them drinks. I've even seen men eating the kitty on the floor! The drink prices are extremely reasonable. Usually 150-250 Baht per drink. They give the girl watered down drinks of course. But your drinks are only 90-195 Baht for the real drink. I had the company of 2 ladies as I was able to make out, fondle boobies and suckle their nipples and put my hand inside their pussy as they were always happy to grab jr and go down my pants. Yes its that type of party here. They have ST rooms upstairs and they are 500-800 Baht per room. I usually bar fine the girl for LT and depending on the time of the night it's usually about 800-1500 Baht. (The later the cheaper). The girls will usually LT with you for around 2000-4000 Baht. I've been here 4 times this year and twice in November 2024 and my average after lady drinks, mamasan drinks, and barfine and LT with the girl is about 4500-5K Baht ($145.00 USD) for one full night. (2 hours in the bar and Sex at least twice at my hotel with the girl). I always take the girl out for food after as I love to treat the ladies!! This is why I come to southeast Asia for strip clubs as my money goes a LONG way! If in Bangkok I highly recommend.

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