Saturday Night Folly

One of the foremost things to consider when visiting a club is the time of day you want to go. On this occasion I chose a late night Saturday -- probably one of the worst time slots for mongering.

11PM on a Saturday night. Parking lot overflowing, $21 cover (wtf?), NO seating.

Ordered a $5 corona and was immediately approached by Lorena. Busty blonde with moderately-heavy enhancements that kept sticking her tongue out like she was about to sing for KISS. She quoted me $20/song. Okay. Fine. Show me what you got. Nope, one and done. Grind was okay-ish but wasn't super impressed overall. Tried to upsell me to VIP after, hinting that mileage was higher. Not going to happen.