I've Never Been Desperate Enough To Need Services Like This

Went on a Friday. Totally sucked. There were a bunch of -ahem- "girls", but they were mostly all native Spanish speakers, and probably an average age of ~38. Then there was one white girl, kind of cute, but seemed stuck up and just has her nose in her phone the entire time. She looked young at first, but upon further inspection, she had a ton of makeup caked on, clearly in an effort to hide wrinkles and acne scars.

The layout of the club is fine. You can watch the dancers from just about anywhere, if that's your thing. The place is quite grimy and smells like old beer. And as far as the "ambiance"? Well, I'd guess they try and cater to the Thug crowd, as all of the music is Rap or Reggaeton.

Honestly, the vibe there was so pitiful that I didn't even bother getting a dance. There was one of the dancers that was trying to hustle me into the room, and she said that it's $30/dance. She also told me that if I got a few, she'd "take care of me" in VIP. It probably sounds much more promising of a scenario than it actually was, though; I think I'd rather take my chances trawling truck stop parking lots or maybe the edges of the projects of Patterson. (Which, to be clear, I've never done and have absolutely no desire to do. Just to illustrate how attractive this offer was.)